Not everyone we hang around with is a stereotypical neckbearded dungeons and dragons player. Occasionally our friends go out of the house and have exciting adventures in what they call ‘The Real World ™’. Generally we just sit around, rolling dice awaiting their return, hoping they bring us more DPZ. Well anyway, one of our friends stayed out long enough to get married, so we descended from the floating citadel to attend the wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple! I could go on to write about the dress, the decorations, the vows, the ceremony, the cake, but seeing as there were no Space Marines, Skaven or Warcasters in attendance it is unlikely to be of interest to our regular reading googlebots. But wouldn’t it be awesome if there were?
‘Brother Dante, do you take Brother Mephiston to be your lawfully wedded civil partner?’
‘Only if he doesn’t make me take off my gimp mask.’
‘Where is the best man, Brother Calgar?’
‘He said he found some tyranids that needed power fisting.’
‘Nevermind, we’re so gorgeous, we should form a boyband.’
‘Excuse me Sirs, there’s a rat in the kitchen who says he wants some head.’
‘Aha, that’ll be chief bridesmaid Warlord Queek Headtaker, do send him in.’
At the real wedding we were hanging around in 6InchMove stylee, when we had the great idea to do some gaming. Obviously not at the wedding, because that would be just plain rude. Things were arranged and two hours later wives were suitably distracted and everyone was ready. In our haste however, we hadn’t decided what to play. People had a few figures here and there, except ZombiePirate, built to party he had brought everything. It took ages to decide what to play, eventually we settled on nBreaker and myself playing Firestorm Armada while ZombiePirate and Carabus went to the fish and chip shop in memory of the Aquans.
In summary, if you are going to do spontaneous gaming, be firm and decide what you are going to play beforehand. The outcome by the way – The Terrans beat the Sorylians, we refired our desire to get serious about War Of The Ring and I sat in my dinner. Awesome.